If a video of Beyoncé getting pounded by 3 brodahs got leaked, would that make you rub one for the nation? And in the clip you see everything, bent, spread, I mean everything😁
Celebrity sex tapes are usually trash so I wouldn’t have high hopes.
Also is it weird that I don’t look at Beyonce sexually?
Like obviously she’s an attractive person. But to me she’s like an entity, a brand, a corporation. Beyonce is ‘a thing’.
I know she’s a real person with real emotions. But I don’t have access to any of that. The only Beyonce I know is the one who is a carefully managed brand that probably filters everything they say or do through several levels of management.
A regular girl probably takes 30 selfies before she picks one, runs it through a filter before posting on Instagram. Can you imagine how many checks and balances a Beyonce picture goes through before the public sees it? There’s probably a creative director who curates her Instagram down to the letter.
So I can’t even just thirst after the woman without interference.
You know what illegal Beyonce content I’d like more than a sex tape?
2 hours of unedited audio of her having conversations with her close friends.
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
the doorbell rings. you go to answer it. on the other side of the door is a tiny mouse. she says “let me in.” you let her in. she becomes your best friend. good job
Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.
I literally just passed this when I was on imgur
I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?
This is so perfect I’m actually a little pissed off
This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.
Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless.
men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)
Men =/= Women
Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.
William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss
What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?
Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.
